When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
This is by far the greatest post in existence. You can all go home. I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this. The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.
Bradley gets fed up with Ellen’s picture taking incompetence
And this was how the most famous selfie was taken.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is how you wear a suit.
That is probably the most gorgeous piece of clothing I have ever seen in my life - no fucking joke. The tailoring is perfect, and I mean perfect. The pants are tight but not too tight, the shirt just passing the jacket sleeves, and a close-fitting waistcoat underneath: textbook.
I mean, it’s just a delight to look at. The deep blue, in an irresistible sheeny fabric, with those splendidly lustrous silk lapels… Oh my god, I have lost the ability to function.
You are one classy motherfucker Thomas.
Leonardo DiCaprio after losing to Matthew McConaughey
Lol @ Jonah Hills face